{"id":690,"date":"2009-07-31T18:52:47","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T01:52:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.wkiri.com\/today\/?p=690"},"modified":"2009-07-31T18:52:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T01:52:47","slug":"i-am-an-order-generator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wkiri.com\/today\/?p=690","title":{"rendered":"I am an order-generator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/image.guardian.co.uk\/sys-images\/Arts\/Arts_\/Pictures\/2007\/02\/06\/books460.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=200 class=floatRight src=\"http:\/\/image.guardian.co.uk\/sys-images\/Arts\/Arts_\/Pictures\/2007\/02\/06\/books460.jpg\"><\/a>Today I got to show off my ability to alphabetize.  I&#8217;ve been volunteering at the library for the past two months, and I have encouraged them to give me any and all odd jobs that may need to be done (I do love variety!).  So first I served as a greeter, helping patrons find their way around the library; then I stood around the computers and helped people log in, save documents, and print; then I learned how to mend books (repair spines, tape dust jackets, repair ripped pages); then I learned how to re-barcode books.  They&#8217;re now discussing how to set up a special station near the computers for me, so that I can do one of these craft-tasks but be &#8220;on call&#8221; for any computer assistance that is needed, freeing up the reference librarians to do, well, reference things.<\/p>\n<p>I had also offered to help out with book shelving.  Apparently this task falls into a sensitive subject zone: how much work to allow volunteers to do versus work that is reserved for qualified librarians (or librarians in training).  Initially I was told that shelving was for actual employees (called &#8220;pages&#8221;, which still cracks me up), but then today that&#8217;s exactly what I was asked to do.  The volunteer coordinator said, &#8220;I told them that you have a Ph.D.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was first given a test cart of books to alphabetize.  My trainer gave me tips that effectively translated to &#8220;I like to do selection sort, but let&#8217;s start you with insertion sort because it&#8217;s more straightforward.&#8221;  Alas, when he checked my results, I had in fact mis-ordered one Babysitter&#8217;s Club book.  I was however forgiven this mistake and then sent off to shelve the books.  <\/p>\n<p>It ended up taking me over an hour to shelve about 30 books.  Juvenile Fiction was in a serious state of disarray.  For every few books I shelved, there was a new one I discovered out of place that needed fixing.  I was also &#8220;fronting&#8221; the shelves (bringing all the books forward to the same level for easy viewing).  The amount of existing disorder was likely not attributable to the &#8220;pages&#8221; but instead to the happy, careless browsing of the under-10 crowd.  I spent a good ten minutes on the Babysitter&#8217;s Club section alone (apparently I am not the only one who has made a mistake there).  There are over 100 books in this series, most of which the library owns.  I garnered great satisfaction from each decrease in entropy that I achieved.  Really, is there a task better suited to my sensibilities?  I already start twitching from the effort it takes to <i>avoid<\/i> doing this in bookstores. <\/p>\n<p>As a side effect of this shelving, I now know the Juvenile Fiction section better, and can even respond usefully when children ask where the Horrible Harry or Magic Treehouse or High School Musical books are.  Next time I may even be permitted to work with the Dewey Decimal System.  Non-fiction, here I come!<\/p>\n<p>(Book image by David Sillitoe)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I got to show off my ability to alphabetize. 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